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Poor unfortunate souls - Xmas Edition

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A parody of "Poor Unfortunate Souls" sung by Santa Clause concerning the drama of Christmas shopping by everyone who celebrates it.

Poor unfortunate souls,
In debt, in greed,
This one wanting a PlayStation,
That one wants to get a Wii,
But do I help them?
Nah, no need.

Those poor unfortunate souls,
So sad, but true,
They go writing silly letters,
Crying "Dear Santa, please!"
But do I help them?
Nah, no need.

Now it happened once or twice,
Someone couldn't afford the price,
So I had to make do, with ill-fit clothes,
Yes, I heard the odd complaint,
I don't claim to be a saint,
But at least it's better than coals.
Snagged this from my Status cause I wanted to save it and I liked it.
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