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Toilet by Wazaga Toilet by Wazaga

Toiletby Wazaga

Scraps©2012-2014 Wazaga
this is a pretty mean one... but I can honestly say... IT'S ALL MY DAD'S FAULT!!!

ok, ok, hang on... let me explain what happened.

so my dad is a movie collecting junkie. he can download whatever movie you can name off the top of your head. and that's assuming he hasn't done so already.

and he's particularly crazy about movie series and stuff (like trilogies and whatever... Godfather, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Karate Kid, etc.)

so today at lunch he was ranting with pride about the latest new batch of movies he found and that we should have a movie fest. now, bear in mind my dad's accent in English is beyond horrendous... so when he said that he'd "downloaded the newest Toilet Movie." ... it left the table confused as hell.

we were all like "Toilet movie? someone made a movie about toilets? really?"

and then dad got all offended ranting something like "Toilet! Toilet! you guys saw the first movie a couple years ago! and then the second one came out and the one after that!"

me: "second one?"

dad: "you know! Toilet Moon?"

Me: "............. Toilet Moon?..... Wait..... do you mean 'Twilight' and 'New Moon'?"

dad: "That's what I've been saying!!!!"

everyone starts laughing. and my brother asks me if I can edit the cover to have a toilet bowl instead of an apple.

here's your answer.

I only saw the first film. but I have read the whole book series. I am neither a lover nor a hater. but that doesn't mean I can't tease the ever loving shit out of it! (:trollface: PUN INTENDED!)

EDIT: 56 favs in less than 12 hours... a freaken new record. wish my actual art did that sometimes. :( well, fun is over, moving to scraps.
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SpamDragon Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
hahaha brilliant! :D

What genre of movies does he like? I can suggest a few he probably won't have heard of.
lennan Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
Best re-imagining of that series, ever. XD
slyeagle Featured By Owner May 5, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I am faving this BECAUSE.
Wazaga Featured By Owner May 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
because WHY!?
Keyotea Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Now, I am feeling flushed. :toilet:
BethanyAngelstar Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I would have LOVED to have heard the conversation!!!! HAHA!!! :rofl:
Officer-Sarcasm Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ineedgames Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
Still a better love story than twilight
AndaliteXD Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD oh man this is awesome

so is the backstory LOL
mahboi18 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
lol As for Hairy Potty... that movie was total pubes.
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